1985 MOTHER PEOPLE #27 + ENVELOPE BOOTLEG REVIEWS FRANK ZAPPA FANZINE BEEFHEART

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JANUARY 19TH 1985 - MOTHER PEOPLE ISSUE #27 - FRANK ZAPPA FANZINE - INCLUDES ALL THE NEWS ABOUT ZAPPA AND RELATED ARTISTS WORTH READING, ART WORK, 1984 TOUR DATES WITH AN ALMOST COMPLETE LIST OF SONGS THAT OOZED OUT ON THAT TOUR, PHOTOS, BOOTLEG REVIEWS, ZAPPA TRADE / SALE ADS
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PRINTED BY ROB CERRETA, THERE ARE NO ZAPPA FANZINES DESTINED TO REPLACE MOTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR ZAPPA MYTHOLOGY, AND IN MY OPINION FRANK SHOULDA' BEEN WRITING HIM A CHECK EVERY MONTH AS MUCH AS ROB HELPED PROMOTE THE MUSIC AND OTHER ENDEAVORS OF FRANK ZAPPA. YET THERE WERE STILL SOME PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LIKE ROB FOR VARIOUS REASONS { MOSTLY BECAUSE OF REVIEWING AND ALLOWING THE SALE OF BOOTLEGS }, ALL OF WHOM IN MY OPINION WERE, AND IF THEY STILL HAVEN'T BITTEN THE BIG ONE YET, ARE A BUNCH OF AS*HOLES. ROB HIMSELF CROAKED A LITTLE WHILE BACK. WE NEED SOME MORE LIKE THAT IN THIS KINDA' WORLD FOR SURE - 24 PAGES PLUS THE ORIGINAL MAILING ENVELOPE -YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE
WHEN HE CALLS ANY VEGETABLE, IT ALWAYS RETURNS HIS CALL. WHEN DINAH-MOE-HUMM MET HIM, SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS REALLY GONNA MAKE HER CUM. HE DOESN'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, BUT HE WILL AS SOON AS HE FINDS MORE CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. HE'S REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY SON. OK LARRY?
1985 MOTHER PEOPLE #28 INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL MAILING ENVELOPE. REMEMBER 1985? FRANK ZAPPA HAD JUST FINISHED HIS ALMOST YEAR LONG 1984 WORLD TOUR AND THE KIDS ON YOUR STREET WEREN'T CALLING YOU FAT BALDY. RELIVE THOSE GOLDEN YEARS WITH AN ORIGINAL 24 PAGE MOTHER PEOPLE ZAPPA FANZINE WITH MOTHER PEOPLE MAILING ENVELOPE. YOU GOTTA BE AN ANCIENT GEEZER IF YOU EVER RECEIVED ONE OF THESE. YEAH IT'S THE ORIGINAL, NOT ONE OF ROB'S LATER REPRINT. A LITTLE YELLOWING BUT I BET YOU HAD SOME YELLOWING TOO WHEN YOU WERE 33 YEARS OLD. ENVELOPE HAS THE ORIGINAL MAILING ADDRESS LABEL REMOVED SO THE ORIGINAL GEEZER WHO RECEIVED IT CAN REMAIN ANONYMOUS { IF HE HASN'T BITTEN THE BIG ONE YET }. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT WAS A WAY OF LIFE.
HERE'S THE DEAL ABOUT SHIPPING: I CAN'T JUST SEND ANY ITEMS LIKE FANZINES BY THE FLAT ENVELOPE RATE, BECAUSE THERE'S NO TRACKING NUMBER. WHICH MEANS I GOTTA SEND IT FIRST CLASS. SO I'LL PROBABLY PUT A FEW PIECES OF CARDBOARD AROUND IT BEFORE STICKING IT IN ANY ENVELOPE.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
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.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
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.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO AUSTRALIA.
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.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.
HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VALN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY  "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, STEVE VAI AND PLENTY OF FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS PLUS I
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VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY.
THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?