1993 CAPTAIN BEEFHEART UK STEAL SOFTLY FANZINE #1 + BUMPER STICKER REPRINT ZAPPA

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MARCH 1993 - STEAL SOFTLY THRU SNOW #1 - A BEEFHEART FANZINE FOR COLLECTORS - THE A&M DAYS REPRINT WITH AN 15X4 INCHES REPRINT OF THE FAMOUS SAFE AS MILK BUMPER STICKER. THIS REPRINT CAME WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER CAPTAIN BEEFHEART FANZINES I GOT A WHILE BACK. I'M NOT THE ONE WHO REPRINTED IT AND MY PRINTER CAN'T PRINT 15 INCH PAPER ANYWAY. IF I WERE TO GUESS IT WAS PEOBABLY MADE BY GERRY IN THE UK AND ADDED AS BONUS WHEN SOMEBODY ORDERED BACK ISSUES. THESE ARE SINGLE SIDED 11 3/4 X 8 3/8 INCHES PIECES OF PAPER HELD TOGETHER BY A SINGLE STAPLE IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER THAT'S STARTED TO DEVELOP A LITTLE RUST. 02343 IS WRITTEN IN BLUE PEN IN THE WHITE BORDER OF WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FRONT COVER. THE FANZINE HAD 24 PAGES BUT IT WASN'T ASSEMBELED LIKE THE ORIGINAL BOOKLET SINCE 4 PAGES ARE PRINTED ON EACH PIECE OF PAPER OUT OF ORDER. SOMEBODY COULD CUT THEM AND ASSEMBLE THEM IN ORDER IF THEY WANTED. THE BUMBER STICKER REPRINT WAS FOLDED DOWN THE CENTER. I DON'T HAVE A BIRD SO I CAN'T USE THE PAPER AS A BOTTOM OF CAGE LINER SO MAYBE SOMEBODY MIGHT WANT IT. HEY, HOW'S 'BOUT YOU?
FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
$
14
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH.
$
16
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO THE LAND DOWN UNDER.
HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VALN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY  "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, STEVE VAI AND PLENTY OF FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS PLUS I
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VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY.
THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?